It’s Time To See What You’ve Accomplished
Whether you climbed the ladder, conquered challenges, or just survived the chaos, every professional journey deserves to be celebrated—and shared. But let’s face it—when the inevitable “What did you do this year?” question comes up, finding the right words can feel like a challenge.
Introducing the Year-In-Review Generator: your ultimate tool for turning 2024’s career milestones into a story worth telling. Complete the form below and check your inbox for an email from Response Labs. Not satisfied with your year? Complete the form again with different information describing what you do. Check out the example below for what you can expect.
When you have your recap then you’ll be ready for whoever grills you about what you did in 2024.
An Example of the Year-in-Review Output
2024: A Caffeinated Odyssey – Billy the Barista’s Year in Review
Welcome to your personalized year in review, where we’ve tracked your every coffee-related movement and questionable life choices with scary precision. Let’s dive into what made 2024 your most caffeinated year yet!
Top 5 Most Used Barista Catchphrases
- “That’ll be extra for oat milk” (said 3,462 times)
- “The regular machine is down” (1,247 times, mostly on Mondays)
- “Would you like room for cream?” (4,891 times, mostly rhetorically)
- “It’s actually pronounced ‘espresso,’ not ‘expresso'” (892 times, under breath)
- “The bathroom is for paying customers only” (567 times, with increasing firmness)
Coffee Spill Statistics
- Shirts ruined: 17
- Dramatic slow-motion saves: 34
- Successful catches mid-air: 3
- Customers convinced it was “intentional latte art”: 12
Customer Name Misspelling Achievements
- “Katherine” spelled 23 different ways
- “John” somehow written as “Xjhon” twice
- Created three new legally recognized names
- Set record for most creative spelling of “Bob” (Beaughb)
Impressive Achievements Unlocked:
- “Coffee Whisperer: Level 100” – Successfully predicted 500 customer orders before they spoke
- “Foam Artist Supreme” – Created a latte art piece so beautiful, a customer cried (might have been the onion bagel)
Personal Growth Metrics:
- January 2024: Could carry 2 drinks at once
- December 2024: Can juggle 5 drinks while taking orders and updating Instagram
- Caffeine Tolerance: Increased by 437%
Missed Opportunities of 2024:
- Still haven’t created that coffee-scented perfume line
- Failed to patent your signature “triple-shot-upside-down-carousel-twist” move
- Didn’t start that podcast: “Confessions of a Coffee Confidant”
Predictions for 2025:
Based on current trends, you’ll either become the first barista to serve coffee in space, or finally figure out why the espresso machine makes that weird noise. We’re betting on space.
Special Achievement Unlocked: “The Bean Counter” – You’ve now served enough coffee to fill an Olympic-sized swimming pool. Please use this power responsibly.
